HOPPY DAY Twitchy readers. We here at Twitchy bring you stories about happenings around the world daily, they usually involve US politics and they can sometimes be depressing even when we put that unique Twitchy snark on it.
So to lighten the mood of knowing our President probably needs to be in a nursing home lockdown unit instead of the Oval Office, we bring you FLORIDA KANAGROO! Seriously groundbreaking stuff.
Let’s HOP to it.
“911, do you need police, fire or medical?” the dispatcher asks.
The caller replies: “I guess police, because there’s a kangaroo in my apartment complex.” https://t.co/9tzOtxvkig
— NBC News (@NBCNews) February 9, 2024
That 911 call is amusing if you listen to the audio. What would you say?
‘Umm … maybe animal control, we got a rogue Roo running about by the pool.’
A wayward kangaroo was corralled safely by sheriff’s deputies Thursday after it was spotted hopping around the pool area of a Florida apartment complex. https://t.co/r1b3JwrHbb
— ABC News (@ABC) February 9, 2024
If you look at some of the comments on that post it was wild. You would think they would all be pretty light and funny but NOPE. As we stated above, our world can be depressing and some people wanted to comment on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict on a Kangaroo post. We are not going to include the posts, we just wanted to mention that some people need to find a chill button.
— Evan Dyer (@EvanLeeDyer) February 9, 2024
He spelled it wrong but CRIKEY seems like the correct expression here.
First an earthquake and now a kangaroo? Should…I be…buying a Boomerang and a didgeridoo? https://t.co/PhFrjuG262
— Dawn (@aurora_g96) February 9, 2024
Florida is beautiful. It has so many fun things, but adding in Kangaroos and earthquakes on top of the normal gators, FLORIDA MAN situations, and hurricanes makes us want to reconsider visiting any time soon. WE KID, they have Harry Potter World at Universal Studios, it has to make up for the earthquakes.
I,too, hop around with an umbrella drink in my pouch looking for a proper pool side on occasion. https://t.co/H7RY9sugsr
— ʞɹıɯ𝕊 (@FoundersGirl) February 10, 2024
That Kangaroo was just looking for the Pina Coladas. It wasn’t his fault he got lost. Have you ever tried to drive in Florida? It can be confusing and Roo was hopping. He had to be tired and ready to chill.
Florida sheriff’s deputies reunited a wayward kangaroo with its owner after the marsupial was spotted hopping around an apartment complex swimming pool. pic.twitter.com/rNH0dHeq8q
— ABC News (@ABC) February 9, 2024
A Kangaroo is a protected Species in Australia
The US needs to check the ownership papers and if possible return that roo to where he or she belongs.
— Dead Putin Society, careful I swear sometimes (@dedputinsociety) February 9, 2024
You can own a kangaroo in Florida?! https://t.co/R71AcFaWd8
— Jen (@jpizzle40) February 9, 2024
We are no experts, but we did not know you could own a Kangaroo either. This particular one looked pretty nice and calm, but they can be wild. If you have not seen it before look up some of those kangaroos that will fight people, just punch them in the face. It is wild. We know that sounds like it could fall into the depressing category but it is hilarious.
We hope that little lost Roo got some Pina Coladas for his pouch and is chilling on a couch by the pool.
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