HA HA HA HA HA.
So yesterday was Eric Swalwell’s birthday and his ‘staff’ shared a happy birthday post asking Twitter to wish him a Happy Birthday.
And MAN, we should send his staff a thank you card.
Too damn funny.
Cheers to another year!
From Staff: Wish Eric a happy birthday— comment below! 🥳🎂 pic.twitter.com/PIBKzxpRx3
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) November 16, 2023
Yeah, we don’t even have to say anything else.
EL OH EL.
What’d ya have for your birthday dinner?
— Penguin – behind enemy lines 🇺🇲🇺🇲 (@penguin74us) November 16, 2023
I’m surprised Xi didnt get you a new girlfriend to pop out of a cake
— Harrison Krank (@HarrisonKrank) November 16, 2023
Hope you have a Happy Chinese New Year!!!
— Caleb Box (@calebbox) November 17, 2023
They must’ve been all out of “Congrats on banging another Chinese spy” cakes.
— Richard – Thought Criminal (@nowiknowmyabcs) November 17, 2023
Good luck! pic.twitter.com/YLlPTQRBnb
— 🇺🇸 Pismo 🇺🇸 (@Pismo_B) November 16, 2023
Good luck not banging another Chinese spy, try a Ukrainian one next
— Darreick Harmon (@DarreickHarmon) November 16, 2023
You are so lucky you are not in jail.
— Gigi J. Trump (@realGigiJ) November 16, 2023
That’s kind of a nice one, right?
Give my regards to Fang Fang
— Jose Galan ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@jgalan707) November 17, 2023
Did the Chinese Embassy pay for that cake?
— Matthew Adams (@matthew4brem) November 16, 2023
Thursday is also garbage day. How fitting.
— Theodore #FJB (@2_dolla_bills) November 16, 2023
Ouch, tough crowd.
— AwakenedOutlaw⚒️ (@AwakenedOutlaw) November 16, 2023
Awwww, what a giver.
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