March 4, 2024

Ok, so we’ve been making fun of Kamala Harris’ speeches for several years now because well, they’re just that bad. Like the time she talked about the spanning of time? Sorry, it was about the IMPORTANCE of spanning time or something. Easily forgettable and impossible not to mock.

But this speech today about the Second Amendment is weird, even for her.

It sounds like she’s slurring words, yes?


What’s going on here? Notice how bizarrely she’s moving her body as well.

THERE IT IS! And she might be. Considering we all know she saw Biden’s presser last night we’d almost understand if she needed a drink or five today. It can’t be easy knowing people would prefer Botox Brain over her.

That being said, you guys know we have to make fun of her.

A lot.

It’s our moral duty or something.

Suppose it’s possible. 

Told you guys, she’s always pretty bad but this speech today … there’s something else going on.

It’s almost uncomfortable to watch.

Hey, man, we didn’t say it.

We laughed at it.

We included it in this article.

But we didn’t say it.


*cough cough*



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