Did you guys know The New York Times ‘had’ a poety editor? Yeah, neither did we.
Seems her name was Anne Boyer and she has resigned from the NYT in protest of *checks notes* Israel defending itself against Hamas. At least we think that’s why she quit, her statement is a lot of self-serving, melodramatic horse crap but then again, what would you expect from a poety editor?
Again, whatever the Hell that is.
Anne Boyer resigns from NYT 🔥 pic.twitter.com/LunhmiCGg2
— madeline lane-mckinley (@la_louve_rouge_) November 16, 2023
Ummm … what?
You know what, whatever makes her feel more important and meaningful.
Sean Davis was even less impressed with her statement than we are and put together his own poem on her ‘behalf’.
There once was a dunce at the Times
Who wrote “poetry” without any rhymes.
She really hates Jews
And hopes they will lose
Their war to stop terrorist crimes. https://t.co/ViEhHlxzq1
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) November 17, 2023
Sean Davis wrote a mean poem,
That really and truly did show ’em.
Maybe don’t be a hag
And we won’t have to drag
An angry poetry gno-me.
Ok, maybe not our best work but it’s early yet. Check back after we’ve had a little more coffee.
Does Twitchy need a poety editor? WE KID! WE KID!
In other news, Anne Boyer has just been hired by Newsweek to cover the ‘misplaced self-importance’ beat.
— Claude Rains, Zombie (@CRainsZombie) November 17, 2023
The same outlet that got fooled by a parody writing a puff-piece on Dylan Mulvaney. Heh.
They have a poetry editor?
— Jet (@JetBluff2019) November 17, 2023
Right? Like, WTF?!
— Moetry In Potion (@MoetryIn) November 17, 2023
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