UCLA students have released their ‘demands’ and X can’t stop laughing.
Reading through this, we can hardly blame them.
Take a look.
The list of UCLA student demands. You will note they insist on NO BAGELS… pic.twitter.com/QYNxZ6JP2o
— leekern (@leekern13) May 1, 2024
No bagels.
No packaged food.
No COFFEE?!
Oh, and the part about the gloves for small hands? HA HA HA HA HA. That freakin’ figures.
Please tell me this isn’t real. Bagels/no bagels aside, if you are going to protest then you need to pay your own damn way. Hot food? Seriously. Who raised these people? https://t.co/Te9FEq2l9f
— Tracy (@WescoeHall) May 2, 2024
Crazy Lefties.
Send them hundreds of bagels from a Jewish deli. https://t.co/GHVR8QTxRd
— Austin (@Austin5Fe) May 2, 2024
And bananas.
Don’t forget the bananas.
Going to be wild when they find out the Epipen was invented by a Jew, likely a Zionist
— Jeremy Isenberg (@jeremyisenberg) May 1, 2024
“especially for small hands”*
hahahahahahha— Based Ken (@justbasedken) May 1, 2024
We lol’d as well.
Obviously don’t need any more nuts either.
— curious_pete (@pete_gb) May 1, 2024
We see what Pete did there.
Heh.
This joke list SHOULD be funny … and it is funny, but only because it could be part of the real list.
BREAKING: I have just obtained an updated Google Doc with a list of further urgent needs: https://t.co/kokUy4igAz pic.twitter.com/a2FLnfX34X
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) May 1, 2024
Recommended
Non-binary tampons.
Ok, we’re done here.
HA HA HA HA HA
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